He’s gonna take you back to the past To play the shitty games that suck ass He’d rather have buffallo take a diarrhea dump in his ear He’d rather eat the rotten asshole of a road killed skunk and down it with beer He’s the agriest gamer you’ve ever heard He’s the Angry Nintendo Nerd He’s the Angry Atari Sega Nerd He’s the Angry Video Game Nerd
When you turn on the TV Make sure it’s tuned to channel three He’s got a nerdy shirt and a pocket pounch Although I’ve never seen him write anything down He’s got a powerglove and filthy mouth Armed with his zapper he will tear these games down He’s the angriest gamer you’ve ever heard He’s the Angry Nintendo Nerd He’s the Angry Atari Sega Nerd He’s the Angry Video Game Nerd
He plays the worst games of all time They’re horrible abominations of mankind They make him so mad he can spit or say cowabunga,Cowa-fuckin’-piece’a dog shit They rip you off and d